David Neary checks out the boat porn and all the winners, and waves a fond farewell to Cannes.
David Neary embraces American-English, misses out on three-hours of lesbian sex and gets ripped off by Ma Nolan.
David Neary dons his debs tux, fumes at French teens and survives on the Cannes diet and nap regime.
David Neary eavesdrops on the Danish, gets berated by a Mexican, shares a boat with Metallica and hangs out with three of a decade’s worth of celebrity crushes. It’s tough in Cannes…
David Neary brushes shoulders with the stars and an umbrella salesman at Cannes.